Saturday, November 04, 2006

David Lereah Watch Essay Competition

The David Lereah Watch Blog has launched an essay competition for the most scathing criticism of David Lereah. Be Fair! Be Tough!

Rules:
  • All essays must be submitted by November 27th at 11:30pm EST via emailing bubblemeter @ gmail.com. (A winner will be announced by December 15th)
  • All essay must be at least 500 words and no longer then 1500 words.
  • No obscene language. No swear words
  • Use at least 3 quotes by Mr. Lereah (and date them)
  • All essays must have a title of your choosing
  • One Submission Per Person

The winner's essay will be published on the David Lereah Watch. The winner will receive an acknowledgement or can choose to remain anonymous. The winner will also receive $75 in cold hard cash.

5 Comments:

At 2:14 PM, Blogger Veronica Lodge said...

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At 5:57 PM, Blogger Veronica Lodge said...

"David Lereah Watch Essay Competition"... "Be Fair! Be Tough!"... "No obscene language. No swear words."

An essay about this creep is easy enough to start:

Dr. David Lereah (pronounced La-ray-aah) is Senior Vice President and Chief Economist of the NATIONAL ASS. of REALTORS (NAR) and he has consistently affirmed that the current real estate market is healthy -- even now, as the greatest Ponzi Scheme of all time is starting to collapse.

Dr. Lereah's impressive Credentials are repeatedly used to substantiate the validity of his increasingly-asinine statements. The title of Dr. Lereah's latest book, Why the Real Estate BOOM Will Not Bust is a perfect example of the garbage that this NAR shill distributes.

But, the more time I devote to writing about this pathetic jerk, the more upset I become:

Dr. Lereah's NAR duties include mixing lies with truth and then spinning the resultant sewage into press releases and other propaganda designed to encourage "greater fools" to keep taking out risky loans to finance overpriced debt boxes. Like a sideshow geek, Dr. Lereah inspires skeptical people to jump onto the real estate bandwagon, so that Realtors can continue to fleece the gullible public.

Until finally, my writing about this scumbag starts looking like this:

Dr. Lereah is a lying snake with the ethics of a dope-dealing pimp. Will it be possible for anyone to write a truthful, 500 word essay about this twisted as*hole and still conform to decent and acceptable language standards?

With over 300 words to go, I find that I can't restrain my urge to say what I REALLY think about Dr. Lereah.

Because I am a lady with high moral thresholds, I will have to stop here.

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger Rob Dawg said...

Cash for trashing? I'm in.

 
At 6:38 AM, Blogger David said...

Veronica,

Congratilation You are the winner of the David Lereah Essay Contest. To claim you prize please send me an email at bubblemeter @ gmail.com.

Thanks,
David

 
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